GAME BOARD ROUND ONE PART 1
Wow, what an (f) AMAZING (/f) performance!!!

The audience has been brought to (f) TEARS (/f), folks!

Who the HECK are you!?

Haha, I was hoping you’d ask!

MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!!

It’s now time for our feature presentation.

FEACHER

Coming straight from your house

Coming straight from YOUR house

He’s the One

THE KING OF ONLY

He’s GROOVY and NEVER glooby!

You can’t get this from an EGG!

The sensation of your screen

The show that makes you scream

Say it with him, folks!

MR. (Ant) TENNA’s TV TIME!!!

What (f)LOVELY(/f) contestants we’ve got TODAY, folks– – –!!!

Con… Contestants?

YES!!! You three are the (f)STARS(/f) of today’s SHOW!!!

Mr. Tenna’s Marvelous Mystery Board…

(f)TV TIME!(/f)!!!

Wh… What!?

What the hell are you doing!?

What am (yellow)I(/yellow) doing? You should be wondering what (yellow)YOU’RE(/yellow) doing!

You’re about to play the greatest game of YOUR life!

Answer CRAZY QUESTIONS!! Pass (f)PHYSICAL CHALLENGES(/f)...

And you’ll all win some TV-Tastic (f)PRIZES(/f)!!!

FLORAL COWBOY BATH CURTAINS!!

A BRAND NEW FAMILY CAR!!

BIG BRO’S TALKER-BACKER!!

KITCHERN SINK FUR-GUARD!!

CHOCOLATE CHEWY ROLL-UM’S!!

A GENUINE RALSEI PLUSH!!

Hey I didn’t agree to

AND THAT’S!

NOT!

ALL!

Hey Doctor Tennaville! What’s today’s prescription?

Why, it looks like a prescription for… ONE (f)GRAND PRIZE(/f)!?

That’s right! Today’s (f)GRAND PRIZE(/f) is this season’s MOST popular item…

Encased in our patented MYSTERY BALL…

This Dark World’s ONE AND GREATEST TREASURE!

Hey, bet you wanna know what’s INSIDE, don’t ya, folks!?

Well, great news, CADOOS and CADETTES! EVERYTHING can be YOURS!

All you have to do is…

(f)WIN!(/f)

WOW!!! I’ve never seen the (f)FUN-O-METER(/f) like THIS, folks!!!

Now don’t touch that DIAL, because TONIGHT, WE are gonna have one HECK of a…

Who the hell is “WE”?

Well, uh… this is a GAME SHOW, and you guys are the CONTESTANTs… right?

Lemme be a little clearer…

We aren’t being on your STUPID SHOW!!

You… you aren’t?

Oh. Well, uh… that’s just…

That’s just hunky-doody, y’know! You do YOU! Meanwhile, I, uh…

Guess it’ll just be… me and the logo! Ha.

Umm, Susie…?

…what?

…

Susie, I…

I know… I can’t go to the festival with you… but…

If I can, I still want to have fun with you and Kris.

… Ralsei…

Maybe…

Maybe we could just try playing this game?

If we can’t watch TV, maybe we can… be on it?

…

Alright, FINE. We’ll give it a shot.

You… you’ll give it a shot? My game?

…I guess.

Oh, you WILL!?!? Oh, you THRILL!?

Mike!! The lights!! The sounds!! The whatzits!! The doo-zits!!

Turn ‘em all on!!

(f)(And get me a cup of coffee)(/f)

Right over here, ladies and germs!!

GAME BOARD ROUND ONE PART 2
Everyone got their snacks and drinks?

Once the show starts there will be NO bathroom breaks!

Are we all ready to begin the show?!

No > Are we ready now?

Yes > Great, Mike, hit it!

Would everyone please give a warm welcome…

To today’s (f)STAR(/f) contestants!!!

Everyone! Please cheer their (f)NAMES(/f)!

Oh, right.

CONTESTANTS!!!

Your (f)NAMES(/f) please!!!

Sorry, you’ve only got three letters to work with!!

I’d give you 4, but the censors would kill me!

Hey! You can select your name using the buttons on the podium, ya know!

We aren’t even to the quiz first question yet, folks!

Alright! Now, for the introductions!!!

First up, prince-from-the-dark and three time accidental fluffiest pet contest winner!

RAL-sei!!!

Next up, Kris’s friend, monster maniac, and WHERE did you wreck those pants?

SUSIE!!!

Susie!!!

Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!

Only on THIS show because they weren’t blue enough for “The Sblurfs”...

Kris!!!

NAME CHOICES KRI: Well, don’t “Kri” until the ending, folks!

KRS: “KRS”? I told you! No KuRSing or the censors will kill me!

AAA: AAA!? They’re already SCREAMING from DELIGHT, folks!!!

ASS: Susie: Hahahahah, Kris, knew I could count on you!!

RAL or SUS: Well, this is gonna get confusing, isn’t it, folks!?

PEE or POO Uh oh, a no no word! Good thing our parental controls are installed!

OTHER: Hey, hopefully someday you can learn how to spell your own name, too!

Now that we’ve all been (im)properly introduced…

MIKE, the (f)BOARD(/f), please!

Today’s “GAME” SHOW will be… A VIRTUAL ADVENTURE through TV DESERT!

Each of you will use our CUTTING EDGE, PROPRIETARY CONTROLLER PADS…

To control FANTASY VERSIONS OF YOURSELF in a world so REAL, you’ll forget IT’S NOT!

On your QUEST you will fight BATTLES… quiz (f)QUIZZES(/f)... gain POINTs…

And maybe learn to (f)LOVE(/f) each other a little along the way.

Now, don’t TOUCH THAT DIAL, and don’t STOP THOSE SMILES!! Because…

(/f)IT’S TV TIME!!!(/f)

BOARD 1
Welcome to the WORLD of TV TIME!!

Don’t be blown away by the graphics, kids!

Now begin! Our state of the art… adventure!!!

Looks like crap.

SUSIE!

It’s cutting edge!!!

Umm, can I finish reading the MANUAL?

No! For your adventure awaits…

Just down that hole!!!

Welcome to DESERT! “Talk” to me for hints!

WELCOME TO THE BOARD GAME GAME BOARD!

TO WIN THE GAME, ENTER THE PYRAMID AND FACE THE FINAL CHALLENGE.

HOWEVER, THE WAY IS LOCKED BY 3 KEYS AND MOONCLOUD STONE.

GOOD LUCK!

Where’s the “shut up” button?

Sorry kid, that’s premium!

OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS!

WITH THE SUNNY MOON REFLECTED IN THE WATER

THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE!

GREAT performance Elnina!

OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS!

WITH HER SOFT CLOUDS REFLECTED IN THE WATER

THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE!

GREAT performance Lanino!

Watch it! Falling rocks!

H-hey!

Susie: Watch THIS!

I… I’m drowning!!

Ralsei plush! Fill him with liquid, throw him against the wall!

Stop advertising me! I’m dying!

Ouch! Don’t touch the cactuses!

WOW, YOU GOT TWO Q’S JUST FOR ME!?

OH, OH, THAT’S MUCH BETTER!

NOW THAT I’M DRESSED…

IT’S A QUIZ TO THE DEATH!

WELL DONE, FOR YOU THAT KNOWS, A NOSE!

MY NOSE IS THE ONLY NOSE THAT KNOWS.

DON’T TRY TO USE THE LONG NOSE OF ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER!

NOSE-PICKING, ER, LOCK-PICKING IS NOT ALLOWED!

…Hey, wait. How is Lancer in the game?

Don’t worry, he’s backstage with a controller just like everyone else!

WHAT!? YOU ALREADY FOUND EVERYTHING!?

THAT WAS FAST… HA, HA. YOU DESERVE APPLAUSE FOR THAT ONE!

Enter the giant pyramid tile to enter!

Why is it small?

Maybe there’s a smaller one inside?

You will never find the even smaller pyramid!

THE SMALL PYRAMID!!!

Who left that there!!!

ROUXLS: Just Thoughte It Mighte Be Conveniente If I

Who is that guy? Get him out of here!!

This is it! Your final test!

Behold… The door to… The physical challenge!!!

And so, our contestants’ have spoken…

What may be their final words!!

Kids, cover your parents’ eyes!!!

Because after this… There’s no turning back!!!

LANINO AND ELNINA BATTLE
This battle has a SPECIAL win condition for our contestants!

All you have to do is say “I love to watch TV” 99 times and you will win!

Let’s hear it!! “I LOVE TV!!!”!

These two are a professional power couple!!! Nothing can stop the weather!!

Keep it up guys! That’s 4 I love TV’s! But this couple won’t let you win so easily!

(Note: 4 is a placeholder, it depends on how many you have)

Did someone mess with the humidity!?

Hey, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

It’s normal for couples to fight sometimes! C’mon Kris, tell ‘em!

Listen you two!!! The weather, always sticks together!!!

One weather’s better than two!! Haha!! Less confusing for the kids!!!

WOW looks like we are out of time!

HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!!

Ok battle’s over folks See you later!!!

SHOP
NEED HEALING IN BATTLE? TRY OUR IN-GAME PURCHASES!

How do I kill this guy?

Get in line, kid!

Oops. You didn’t see that.

THIEF!!

(When first enemy is approached) Enemy!! Careful, brave heroes!!

BATTLE
That’s right!!! It’s a battle scene, folks!!!

And our boys backstage have been begging to beat you down!

But this ain’t your normal Saturday night slam fest!!

Perform well, and you’ll get extra points!!!

For best “results”, take no damage, win fast, and get gobs of TP!!!

It’s a battle scene! Win hard and fast for extra points!

POSSIBLE BATTLE DIALOGUE:
No damage!? What amazing skill!! Can we even show this!?

Wow!! Our heroes are grazing like goats!!!

What will our heroes do next!?

Miss something!? The battle will be available on laserdisc!

You can only get this on cable TV, folks!!!

Ouch! Cover your nose, kids!!!

This is gonna be all out, folks! Get ready!!!

Wow!! A spare!! Love blooms in the battlefield, folks!!

Incredible dodging!! And best of all, it’s on TV!!!

Just watching it hurts, folks!!

This is gonna be a heck of a slugfest, folks!

Our heroes score a spare!! But where’s the strike!?

BATTLE TWO
And we ARE BACK in the ring! Who will TV-TRIUMPH!?

My nose is tingling from the excitement, folks!!!

A rousing battle! Mike! Give them a free tube yogurt!

BONUS ZONE
As a reward, a BONUS ZONE!!!

Hell yeah!

What? Only 1 point!?

Hey hey!! We’ve got a budget!

PUZZLE OF THE DESERT
Can you solve the puzzle of the desert?

Wow, a 6S time! Impressive!

Wow, a 13S time!

That’s concerning!!

(Note: currently unsure about the exact ranges of times that trigger different dialogue, so I’m leaving it like this for now)

SECRET MAILROOM
Incredible!!! You’ve discovered the SECRET MAILROOM!!!

10 years of fan mail are past this door!

Ready!? Mike, open up that door!!!

Ah.

There is no mail.

Mike… Get rid of that room. We don’t need it.

We haven’t gotten any mail. It’s fine.

It’s all fine, we don’t need a mail guy.

QUIZZES
Quiz vortex! Watch out!
WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW?

TV-THIRTY! >>> TV-THIRTY! Uh, sure! A bit off, but we’ll go with it.

TV TIME!! >>> THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT FOLKS!!! Way to start this quiz with a BANG! !

PAST MIDNIGHT >>> Uhh, I guess that’s technically right. Sure.

THURSDAY >>> Aaaaand you got the only wrong answer. Let’s hear some boo’s, folks!

Next question!

BRAND A VALUES THIS RALSEI AT $8! WHAT’S THE TRUE VALUE!?

HIGHER >>> That’s right! This little guy costs $32!

LOWER >>> Sorry folks, but this boy ain’t cheap! Maybe wait for that Steamed Sale!

PRICELESS >>> Wrong! He costs $32! Can’t you see the PRICE TAG!?

$32.00 MSRP >>> (Same as HIGHER)

Next question!

WHAT’S KRIS’S FAVORITE FOOD?

CHOCOLATE >>> …Kris? Haha… Kris, you know that’s not right!

Pie! You loved pie, didn’t you? With the family!

You and brother with whipped cream beads…

Right in front of the TV!! Right in front of ME!

Anyway, onto the results!!

PIE >>> That’s right, Kris! Who can resist your mother’s homemade pie!

Nothing better than chowing down with the family…

In the warm, warm glow of your favorite holiday specials!

Right here on TV TIME!!!

Now, let’s see those RESULTS! Anyway, onto the results!!

SALSA >>> (Same as CHOCOLATE)

JAM >>> (Same as CHOCOLATE)

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW’S HOST?

MR. TV GUY >>> Don’t you know your own TV?!

MR. LIL’ NOSE >>> Haha! I, regret including that answer.

MR. TENNA >>> Haha, that’s me, FOLKS!

MR. EMAIL >>> (Same as MR. LIL’ NOSE)

Next question!

WHAT IS THE HIGHLY MEMORABLE HEADING OF “TV TIME?”

DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL! >>> Haha, wow! Haha… uhh, wow!

MIKE, uhh, can we cut that one from air? MIKE?

MARVELOUS MYSTERY BOARD >>> Kris!! Haha, I knew you cared!!

MAGICAL MYSTERY BOARD >>> (Same as DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!)

DON’T LICK THE SCREEN! (Same as DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!)

WHAT’S THE NAME OF THIS KID? SERIOUSLY I DON’T REMEMBER.

LANCER >>> Interesting! His name is Lancer.

DANCER >>> Interesting! His name is Dancer.

Majority rules! Sorry, Susie, your answer is wrong!

PRANCER >>> Interesting! His name is Prancer.

Majority rules! Sorry, Susie, your answer is wrong!

MR. GENEROSITY >>> Interesting! His name is Mr. Generosity.

Majority rules! Sorry, Susie, your answer is wrong!

APPARENTLY YOU MADE THIS AWFUL THING. EXCEPT FOR… WHAT?

HEAD

BODY

LEGS

IT’S ACCURATE

Next question!

WHAT’S THE NAME OF THIS AWFUL GUY? PIPPS

DICER

TOYLET

PIPPINS

Next question!

WHAT WAS ASRIEL’S FAVORITE CHARACTER IN SMASHING FIGHTERS?

SWORD MAGICIAN >>> That’s right, Kris!

He got embarrassed about liking the green dinosaur…

…and switched to being a fan of the fiery magician girl!

Which is, maybe its own type of embarrassing, but…

…Anyway, onto the results!!

BIG PENGUIN >>> Kris!? Don’t you remember!?

He got embarrassed about liking the green dinosaur…

…and switched to being a fan of the fiery magician girl!

Which is, maybe its own type of embarrassing, but…

…Anyway, onto the results!!

PURPLE DRAGON >>> (Same as BIG PENGUIN)

GREEN LIZARD >>> (Same as BIG PENGUIN)

PUZZLE TWO
Puzzle two!! Get ready for a long one, folks!

Another puzzle! Child’s play for our heroes!

Ooh, that’s gotta hurt, folks!

Child’s play!? I meant baby’s work! This is bad, folks!

Don’t worry, Kris!

According to the manual…

I have a special ability!

If there’s no BLOCKs to push… then…

Push… me.

Aww, it’s beautiful folks!!!

What a great puzzle, folks!

As a reward, a BONUS ZONE!!!

Hell yeah!

What? Only 1 point!?

Hey hey!! We’ve got a budget!

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE: COOKING SHOW
What the…

The hell did you do to us!?

Hon hon!! Cool your burners, folks!!

Today’s (f)PHYSICAL CHALLENGE(/f)...

Is the COOKING CHANNEL!

Oh, okay. That actually makes sense.

Kris, your mother used to (f)LOVE(/f) cooking shows, didn’t she?

Oh, how she’d LAUGH, glowingly, along with each new recipe,

Feverishly taking notes on each step to make them for her family…

As you and your (f)BROTHER(/f) pretended the chefs were bungling the simplest parts!

“Darn!! I overcooked the water!!”

“Oops!! No!! I keep breaking the eggs!! Oops!!”

AHAHAHA!! Hahaha!! That sure was (f)FUN(/f), wasn’t it?

Now, are you ready or what!?

Here are the instructions for the (f)CHALLENGE(/f).

FOOD is FALLING! KRIS, CATCH the food on your head to STACK IT UP!

THROW it to customers with [Z]! If the food touches them, they’ll gobble it up!

SPECIAL CUSTOMERS will sometimes appear! They’re worth (f)BIG(/f) POINTs, don’t miss ‘em!

SUSIE will probably cook BURNING FIRE. JUMP over it with [X]!

Missed food will also turn into BURNING FIRE, so be careful!

Big stack, (f)BIG(/f) POINTs! But… You’ll MOVE and JUMP slower! Be careful!

Last until the end to (f)WIN!(/f) But if the POPULARITY GAUGE runs out, it’s GAME OVER!

Now don’t touch that dial, OR that fire!

Because…

(f)IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!(/f)

Hey, you know those famous STARS they award to incredible restaurants…?

You just got a NEGATIVE ONE!! The world’s first Anti-Good Restaurant!!

Gotta give it to ya, you’re trailblazers!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 2 TIMES?!

Can someone go check if the fire is defective!?

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 3 TIMES?!

The audience is starting to question the quality of the popcorn!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 4 TIMES?!

If that famous angry chef gets here, we’re gonna get shut down!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 5 TIMES?!

The food is going cold! The actor’s union isn’t gonna like this!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 6 TIMES?!

I’ll admit it! I’m using imitation fire! But you can do it!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 7 TIMES?!

With the screen going so gray I thought this was an infomercial!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 8 TIMES?!

One more loss and Susie will be replaced with a paid actor!

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

You lost 10 TIMES?!

All right, that’s it. We’re turning off the lose condition.

You happy!?

Alright, one more try! Let’s (f)CHALLENGE(/f) again!!

THAAAAT’S IT!!!

Well, would you LOOK at those smiling customers!?

They’re happy as yet-to-be-cooked clams!

And Kris, YOU’RE just as happy, aren’t you?

You remember how FUN watching cooking shows was too, don’t you!?

So did we win?

What do you THINK? That was the most UNFORGETTABLE show in prime time!!

MIKE! Show the results OF THE BOARD!!!

GAME BOARD ROUND ONE PART 3
See you next episode everyone!!

STOP! STOP! (f)STOP(/f)!!!

It CAN’T be over already!! NO!!

The (f)FUN-O-METER(/f)’s still only at 80%!!

Huh?

Ah, you see…

That was just…

…(f)ROUND 1!(/f)

There’s… more than one round…?

Of course!! There’s 2 (f)ROUNDS(/f)!! 2!!

You haven’t ever heard of a game show with just ONE (f)ROUND(/f), have you!?

Uhh, nobody except grandmas really even watch -

Exactly!! It’s preposterous!! Outrageous!! It’d be bad TV!!

(f)(And trust me, I know TV.)(/f)

...heh, well, I guess we WERE having fun.

...Yeah! We can play another round!

Can we… change Susie’s name though?

Great!! And no!! And now, a (f)WORD(/f) from our sponsors!!

GREEN ROOM PART 1
How do you like my (f)GREEN ROOM(/f)?

It’ll take some time before round 2, so (f)RELAX AND ENJOY…(/f)!

ONSTAGE
… located… in the purple cliffs? Perfect! Don’t waste any time.

You know what comes next. Assembly, air holes, soft, soothing music…

Then we just need time.

One more board, just ONE more board and then…

Hey.

S… SUSIE!!!

SUSIE, sweetheart, my STAR contestant, hey, how can I help you!?

Free toy ball voucher!? Refreshments!? Lifetime supply of NON-GLOOBY slime?

Just, uh…

Wanted to say the games were pretty fun, I guess.

They… they are?

I mean, you SAW when you interrupted us, but… Ralsei…

He was being kind of… weird, earlier.

I feel like this cheered him up.

And… me too.

It’s just been taking my mind off… everything… I guess.

S… Susie…?

SUSIE!!!!!!!

I’ve never wanted to hear ANYTHING more!!!

I’VE LOVED putting on this SHOW! I haven’t had this much fun in years!

Seeing REAL LAUGHS! REAL SMILES! From an audience of MORE THAN ONE! It’s a DREAM!

I… can’t lie. I’ve been a bit, alone, until recently.

I… can relate, I guess.

But hosting you and lil’ Ralsei has been an HONOR! Even if you’re a tad sassy!

Umm, hey, Kris was having fun, too.

Oh… yeah, Kris!

Haha, Kris! Good old Kris! What a stinker!

... don’t you like Kris?

What the - are you kidding!? I LOVE Kris! They were one of my original viewers!

I’m just not sure if, heh, they… uhh, love TV.

Huh? Why wouldn’t they…

HEY would you look at that!!! The NEXT BOARD’s ready!!!

It was GREAT talking to you, Susie!! Good luck out there!!

Uhh, yeah! Later!

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE: SUSIEZILLA
Welcome to EXTRA GAME! Tonight, our (f)PHYSICAL CHALLENGE(/f) will be…

W-Wait just a moment!! I’m receiving an EMERGENCY BROADCAST…

Something MASSIVE has begun ASSAULTING the CITY!!!

Multiple buildings are up in (f)FLAMES(/f)!!!

At this rate… everything… EVERYONE will be destroyed!!!

Can anyone PLEASE tell me who this MONSTER IS!?

Guess who, idiots.

That’s right!!! It’s a giant monster movie!!! Starring Susie!!!

That’s SusieZILLA, chump.

Aww! Susie, your costume is so adora… umm, scary.

Heh, obviously.

RIGHT! (f)SUSIEZILLA(/f) will be our baddie smashing, hyper spinning star of the day!

Ms. Zilla!! You were watching the monster marathon until you fell asleep.

I was so HAPPY to see someone so excited to tune in!!!

So this final event’s a (f)SPECIAL(/f) SERVICE just for you!!

And haha, by all means, please! Come over to Kris’s and watch MORE TV ANYTIME!

You don’t even have to come in! Stand outside and watch me through the window!

I won’t tell anyone!! The police will never know!! Promise!! Hahaha!!

Uhh… so I do what. Kick your ass?

No. Uhh, no. (f)SUSIEZILLA(/f) had a change in her TV-loving heart.

She may wreck the city, but she’ll protect me, TV statue, with her life.

For if the bad guys take me down… There’s no more TV!!!

Need any other instructions, or should we start the FINAL MATCH!?

Now, the rules are simple!

Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!

Defeat them before they hit me and ruin my pristine sheen!

Susie’s ok to get hit, but if I run out of “Popularity”, it’s game over!

Kris and Ralsei control Susie via rope like an unwanted puppet.

Spin the rope with [Z] to smash anything and everything.

That’s it! You’ll learn the rest on the job… Or else!

Now, all READY!? Tail on tight!? Taken your radioactive breath mints!?

(f)IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!(/f)

Here come the baddies, folks!! Take ‘em down!!

See a ball!? Send it back!

Just like catch with pops!!

More TV haters!!! Show’ em what this house stands for!!!

Bonus time!

These homes gave me bad ratings! Destroy them to restore my popularity!!

Uh oh! A dozer! The front’s tough! Smack it from behind!!

More dozers!! Susie!! Don’t let them scrap me!!!

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Heal up! I think i hear the boss coming…

Oh no!!! In paper mache!!! It’s my worst hater!!!

He’s charging a big shot!!! Hit him to reset the charge!!!

Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!!

Kill him!!! Kill him now!!!

Show dominance!!! Show dominance now!!! Show it!!!

Nooooooo!!!!!!

PHEW!!! YOU GUYS SAVED TV!!! YOU HAVE WON!!!

Hey, guys? Guys, they won! They won, I said!!

You can stop trying to beat me up now!!!

Hey!!! I’m not paying you guys for this!!!

Paycuts!!! You guys are actually gonna get paycuts!

Is anybody gonna listen to me?!?!

No TVs were harmed in the making of this minigame.

GAME BOARD ROUND TWO PART 1
TV-tastic!!! Then let’s rock and roll, folks!!!

WELCOME back, everyone, to the show that’ll make you SCREAM at your SCREEN,

(f)TV TIME!(/f)!!

Today’s episode is brought to you by our sponsor…

The gushing pillar of darkness that gives us all form - (f)DARK FOUNTAIN(/f)!!

Now available in unsettling obsidian and pulsating rainbow!

Now, MIKE, the (f)BOARD(/f), please!

Slather on that sunscreen, everyone! Because…

Today’s second - and FINAL - board will be an aquatic adventure to a desert island!

That’s right -- an all-expenses paid trip to a beautiful tropical paradise!!

Haha! Wish I could go but I’m just a big electric box attached to the wall!! Haha!!

(f)Though I would look good with a tan.(/f)

For this BOARD’s GOAL, you’ll be aiming to enter the floating ATLANTIS STADIUM!

Legend has it, the best way there is our super high budget RAINBOW BRIDGE!

However, the RAINBOW only appears if TWO (f)LOVERS(/f) meet at LOVER’S CLIFF!

By the way, don’t forget to take lots of PHOTOS while you’re on vacation!

Now, we’re gonna have some real fun in the sun today, SO DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!

(f)(Well, okay, you can touch it. Just be gentle.)(/f)

(/f)IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!(/f)

BOARD TWO Welcome to KODAKODA ISLAND!

WELCOME TO THE ISLAND BOARD!

ATLANTIS AWAITS IN THE NORTH.

BUT, YOU WILL NEED 2 LOVERS TO UNVEIL THE RAINBOW BRIDGE.

Looks kind of like the desert board.

What!? The trees are green! Green!!!

OH, OH, TENNA TOLD ME TO WAIT HERE AT LOVER’S PEAK…

THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE LOVERS STAND SIDE BY SIDE HERE…

THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE TO ATLANTIS WILL APPEAR.

BUT… I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S COMING HERE FOR ME…

You know what that means, kids!!!

It must be beautiful…

Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!!!

ANOTHER pyramid!?

What? What? We have a budget to keep in mind you know!!!

What a rip-off.

H-HEY!!

Sorry kids, no falling rocks today.

Looks like a puzzle.

Heh, leave it to me.

Well done Susie!!

Huh? My antennas are…

Sorry, be right back, kids!

I’m back! I apologize to the viewers!!!

Three SPECIAL PHOTOs! Head back to KODAKODA SHRINE…

A FOURTH SPECIAL PHOTO?! Unbelievable!!!

The SHRINE IS ASHINE! What could it mean!?

WOAH WOAH! LOOK! THE CAMERA SHRINE IS ASHINE!

COULD SOMETHING BE HAPPENING INSIDE!?

With the MAGIC RAFT, the OCEAN is your OYSTER!

RAFT forth! UNKNOWN MYSTERIES await you!

Yeah, this is where you’re supposed to go.

The secret lawnmower game! Everybody’s favorite!

Push the lawnmower and it will fly! The grass will grow as you mow!

Cut as much grass as you can before the timer runs out to get some points!!!

When you’re ready, push the lawn mower to start!

A score of 400?! IMPRESSIVE!

Sorry, nothing up this way, folks!

See, it just loops!

This part’s unfinished! Go back!

Unfinished! UNFINISHED, I said!

MIKE, CUT! CUT!!!

Phew! Sorry folks, our contestants got a little lost!

Even I don’t know what’s this way!

…HEY, you two aren’t supposed to be here!

Pippins: HEY, KRIS, WANT TO PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME?

What the ---

Who said you could do that on the job!?

Pippins: UH OH, GIG’S UP!

So uhh… the Tropic of Love…

Anyone else think that was cool? Haha…

Anyone?

Atlantis sure is beautiful this time of year!

When I said EXPLORE, I didn’t mean THIS MUCH! C’mon!

You’re really getting a kick out of this, huh?!

WHAT? YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO SHOW ME…? Yes! Close your eyes!

The end is close! Back to LOVER’S PEAK!

Alright, this is it folks!

Come out, you two!

Alright, open your eyes!

Wow, looks like your game characters are just about to meet…

… At Lover’s Peak!!!

Oops! Duty calls! Gotta go, kids!

(I’ll give them a little alone time…)

I’m BACK! Onto ATLANTIS!

PIPPINS SHOP
Pippins: TOUCH THE ITEM TO WEAR IT!

Susie, wanna buy it?!

What? No way in hell!

ROUXLS SHOP
Who the heck was that?

GREEN SPRING
Oh no! the green spring is blocked up!

Guess we’ll have to squeeze Ralsei into a green smoothie.

H-huh?! Make smoochies, not smoothies…

Wait! That’s *MY* secret bonus zone!

Wow. Looks like mine, dude.

Well, haha good luck reaching those!

I keep my investments SHORT-proof!

He told me digital currency was SECURE!!!

CAMERA SHRINE
Welcome to KODAKODA SHRINE!

With 3 PHOTOS, a PATH OPENS…

Oh! It’s MAGIC RAFT!

SHUTTAH BATTLE
I see you’ve met Shuttah, our camerathing! Now… Action!

MAKE MEMORIES YOU’LL LOOK BACK ON! … EVERY DAY!

A PERFECT SHOT!! DON’T KNOW WHO WANTS IT, BUT STILL!

LIGHTS! CAMERA! … CAMERAAAA!

HEY, GET ONE FOR FUNKIEST HOME VIDEOS, FOLKS!

Photo at the right moment for extra power!

WOUGH! SMELLS LIKE A DARKROOM! … GET IT???

A perfect shot!! But are we still TV-Y7!?

Aw, the whole family! …Mike, add me in there later!

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE: LIGHTNERS LIVE
That’s right! Get out your lighters for the LIGHTNERS, ladies and germs!

Because it’s time for a crashing, banging, booming, crooning…

(f)ROCK CONCERT(/f)!!!

Oh, Kris! Remember DECEMBER? Oh, that little musical prodigy…

Remember when she’d grab the remote and swap it from cartoons…

… to that WILD music video channel Toriel FORBID you to see?

(f)(Guess your mother’s never been a fan of alligators in bikinis.)(/f)

Dess, rocking her guitar and singing along with those nasty, nasty songs!

Didn’t you all think she was just so… COOL?

HECK! Maybe you could get her to come back and watch again sometime!?

Haha! Just kidding! Anyway, are you ready to ROCK!?

No worries! It’s so SIMPLE, a FAX MACHINE could do it!

When the MUSIC starts, notes will flow from the top like HONEY.

When the NOTES hit the MARK, press with good timing to PLAY them!

[Z] (or [Left]) will play notes on the LEFT!

[X] (or [Right]) will play notes on the RIGHT!

Make sure to HOLD the button for those LONG NOTES!

Got it, Kris?! Good! That’s all you gotta know!

SUSIE and RALSEI will be doing their own things, so IGNORE THEIR PARTS.

That being said, MUSIC is a TEAM SPORT! If ANY of you play bad…

The POPU & LARITY LIGHTS will darken! And if they go black…

It’s LIGHTS OUT!!!

NOW, how about a SOUND CHECK!? This one’s just for practice!

ALRIGHT! SOUND: Checked! DRUMS: Loud! BOYS: Fluffy!

RALSEI! Got those lyrics ready!?

Umm, they seem a little… inappropriate. Do I have to…?

TOO BAD! NOW, AUDIENCE! Give it up one last time…

(/f)IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!(/f)

Wow, looks like the band’s already splitting up due to drama!

That’s how you know we’ve got a REAL winner on our hands, folks!

Anyway, BOARD’S OVER! So without further ado…

Let’s see those RESULTS!!!

GAME BOARD ROUND TWO PART 2
Finally… the game show is over!

Even if that concert was a bit ROCKy… playing music was fun!

Yeah, kinda makes me think…

We should have our own band for REAL!

Okay!

Wow, folks! Looks like they’ve reached the end of our FINAL (f)BOARD(/f)!

It’s sad to say goodbye, but when you gotta go… you gotta go!

MIKE, roll the credits…!

STOP!!! (f)BREAKING NEWS(/f)!

Due to your SPEED, viewer donations have been POURING IN…

And we have met the SPECIAL INCENTIVE!

I… Incentive?

YES! The (f)FUN-O-METER(/f) doesn’t lie! The viewers’ voices are in…!

You’ve qualified for…

The (f)BONUS ROUND(/f)

Err… there’s ANOTHER round…?

I mean, yeah, it was FUN, but…

We do kinda have an adventure to get back to…

The DARK FOUNTAIN still needs to be sealed, too…

Yeah, can we, uh, just pass? On the bonus round…?

Pass? P… Pass?

You mean… STOP PLAYING!?

Yeah.

Well… I mean… If you want to!

I mean, it was just gonna be a special board, but… alright!

Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set!

Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!

Audience… you’re gonna have to go home!

Please… (sniff) make sure to check out our gift shop (sniff)...

(sniff) It’s got… (sniff) funny whirligigs…

Umm, Tenna, we’re sorry to depress you, but…

Look… uh.

I guess if you REALLY want us to play it…

(sniff) … you’ll play?

Maybe just for a little bit?

MARVELOUS!!! Mike, rebuild the set!! Rebuild my kids!!

We are gonna have a GREAT show for you folks!! The best ever!!

Can we change Susie’s name yet?

No!! And now a WORM from our sponsors!!!

ONSTAGE PART 2
Hey, Tenna…

What do you MEAN!? Then MAKE. The AIRHOLES. BIGGER!

What do you think I’M PAYING your ELECTRICITY BILL FOR!?

And HOW are they not HERE YET!? The LIGHTNERS are gonna get BORED!

If that purple girl finds out about this, it’s ALL OVER!

... what are you talking about?

S-Susie!? Kris!? Uh, Susie, I…

Susie, sweetHEART! Hey, what’s the trouble?

... what was with that phone call?

Oh, THAT! Oh, NO I can’t believe you, uh, HEARD!

We were, uh, just planning a SPECIAL SURPRISE GAME for you…

You, uh, didn’t hear what it WAS, did you?

... nah. Uh…

... I gotta, go, actually.

ONSTAGE PART 3
Keep it TOGETHER, Tenna! They… they’re STILL loving it! They have to be!

CLASSIC TV NEVER GETS OLD!!! And Susie! Susie, she was so excited…

K… Kris! Hey, Kris! Kris ol’ buddy, ol’ pal! How’s it going!

It’s uh, it’s uh, it’s goin’ great, isn’t it!? Everything’s, just hunky doody!

Haha… Uh, heheh… Where are your, uh, buddies? Your pals?

By yourself, huh? Don’t you wanna, y’know, heheh, keep ‘em company? Heheh…

Oh, uh, hey, would you look at that! My, uh, my beeper’s going!

You know, my silent beeper! Haha, it’s a new one! I… I gotta be goin’ now!

By the way… Seen your father recently? Your brother?

You know, we still got that cowboy program… The one your dad likes…

He was, heh, bouncin’ you on your knee as you watched it together…

Sorry, Kris! Sorry! I gotta…

I have to go!

MANTLE GAME PART 1
PHEW! FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUIET!

...I WONDER IF THEY EVEN LIKE THE GAME…?

I’M TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE IT FUN, BUT…

HERE AND THERE, STRANGE THINGS ARE SHOWING THROUGH…

OH, WHY DID I BASE IT OFF THIS STUPID OLD THING!

...KRIS, OH, KRIS, IF YOU COULD JUST SMILE… LAUGH…

TELL ME I’M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT… PLEASE…

WHAT THE? I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!

NO GOOD I NEED TO MAKE MY GETAWAY

COLD PLACE PART 1
Oh (f)TORIEL(/f)...!

Phew! There you are, still sleeping like a little angel!

Haha! Who the HECK knows what I’D do if you woke up!

…

I’m sorry we gotta do this to you, Tori…

You were the last one to really… give me a good look, back then.

But hey, that’s show business! Nothing… stays big forever.

Without… a little HELP, that is.

That’s why you’re gonna be our little TRUMP CARD…

Heheheh…

Hahahahahaha-

…

DOOM BOARD
WELCOME BACK to another ELECTRIFYING episode of TV TIME!

W-wait a second…

Today’s board will take place in beautiful TV CITY…

(f)(But don’t ask why the cars don’t have feet!(/f)

Collect two Q’s from each corner of the CITY, and…

ENOUGH ALREADY!

The game’s over. Give back Toriel and let us go home. Now.

Game… over?

Mr. Tenna, I’m not certain what your plan is, but…

We’d like to go seal the Dark Fountain now.

I think… the show’s gotten a little old.

… Old.

Umm, sorry, Tenna, I…

No, haha! Ralsei, RALSEI! Buddy-BOY! It’s fine! I GET IT! Look, I get it!

CLASSIC TV… sometimes just takes a little TIME to APPRECIATE!

So how about this?

We’ll all do ONE MORE LITTLE GAME…

One last ENCORE!

And this time, we’ll play

Until you LIKE IT.